Bricked It: The Real Deal Chapter Five #185

Why the property millionaires on your feed haven't weathered a storm — and the real, unglamorous story of my own 15 years in property: the accidental wins, the nightmare flat, and the lessons that built the SAFER system.

Scroll through Instagram and you'll find no shortage of self-proclaimed property millionaires promising you the pot of gold from a single seminar. This chapter is my answer to all of them.

Here's a tip I share early on: run their name through Companies House and look at the actual accounts — the cash reserves, the liabilities. You'll often see a very different picture from the one on the feed. I don't think most influencers have bad intentions; the problem is many of them have never weathered a real storm. They haven't seen what a 15% market drop does to someone who's highly geared. I have.

So I tell you my real story — the whole, unglamorous path. Becoming an accidental landlord with a Clerkenwell flat that sold for double (property's easy, right?). The Hackney flat I bought from a distressed seller that became a years-long nightmare: non-paying tenants for 15 months, four trips to court, damp, and roughly £50,000 I'll probably never recover. The Austrian ski apartment I bought while heavily pregnant and couldn't even view. An assisted sale that worked out well for everyone. And how all of it taught me I'm simply too soft to be a landlord.

Fifteen years, the wins and the failures, plus the mistakes I've learned from others — that's the foundation the SAFER system is built on.

In this episode:

• The Companies House trick for checking if a "property millionaire" is the real deal
• Why influencers who've never weathered a downturn are the most dangerous to follow
• My accidental-landlord beginnings — and why "property is easy" is a trap
• The Hackney flat from hell: 15 months of unpaid rent, four court cases, £50k underwater
• Why blind hope doesn't pay the bills, and how my real track record shaped the SAFER system

A note on the voice: what you're hearing is an AI-generated version of my voice reading my own words. It's me — just not in the room. I'd rather be upfront about that than pretend otherwise. Every word, every lesson, and every mistake is mine.

Spotted a too-good-to-be-true pitch lately? Tell me on Substack at nicolebremner.substack.com, where paid subscribers get early access, extended commentary, and the chance to ask me anything.

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Next week: Chapter 6 — It's All About People.